I have my final exam today even although I am not at university. It seems to be for mathematics or something similar. The dream seems familar and I believe I have been here before. I realise that I havent studied for the exam and I have now run out of time. It become apparent that if I fail this exam I fail everything.
It is now the day of the exam. I am running late. I only have ten minutes in which to get there. I will not make it.
Dreaming Location: Durness
Time Recorded: 9.00am
I can see my uncle pulling into the driveway and I fear the worst. I turn to my sister and tell her to go upstairs out of the way. I walk outside the front door to meet my uncle. I ask him what is wrong. He immediately tells me that my mother has committed suicide. Continue >>
I am walking down a street. I can see my dog in the distance. I appear to be walking him although I do not usually walk him off the lead. In the distance I can also see a woman carrying a lot of black plastic bags. I watch as she picks up my dog and asks people around her who the dog belongs to. No one answers her. I shout from the far away that it is my dog. I run toward her however I am too late as she puts my dog in one of her bags and disappears.
Dreaming Location: Glencoe
Time Recorded: 9.00am
I am walking home at night when a drunken man approaches me. The man tells me he has just killed someone in a fight and is looking for somewhere to hide. I watch as the man breaks into a car. He points a gun at me and tells me to get in the car.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Time Recorded: 7.30am
I find myself in a basement which could also be someone’s bedroom. My dog appears and encounters an identical dog hiding in the corner. I watch as the two dogs collide with each other. My dog walks away out of the room but I notice that he now resembles a centipede as he is three times his normal length and has more than four legs.
I suddenly realise that I am late for an interview. My interview started at 2.45pm but it is now 3.10pm. I receive a phone call from the interviewer. I tell the interviewer that I realise that I am late for the interview but for some reason I do not make any effort to rearrange the interview for another time. Continue >>
I find myself in a small gym hall wearing a suit. On a bench in front of me there is a small paper banner which reads “Kevin is an artist.” I feel awkward and quickly grab the banner and hide it in my pocket. I suddenly notice that I am not wearing a shirt under my suit jacket which intensifies the awkwardness. I walk out of the gym hall into the hallway.
I pour myself a glass of water. I notice two women closeby. I recognise one of them as a work collegue. They seem to be having an argument and one of the women starts to cry. I reluctantly give her my glass of water in order to comfort her. I go back to the water cooler to pour myself another glass of water however there are no glasses left. Continue >>
I am driving in the snow around a corner when I stop suddenly. There is a fish at the side of the road. The fish is alive and doesnt seem to need water to survive. I do not move the car as I don’t want to run it over. A car stops behind me. The driver gets out the car and I recognise him as Mr Brown. He asks me aggressively what I am doing. I tell him I have stopped the car because there is a fish on the road. This just infuriates him and he kicks a banana across to the other side of the road. The fish flaps toward the banana and starts eating it. Mr Brown gets in his car and drives off. Continue >>
I find myself in a lecture hall. I look up at the wall and I can see a religious symbol which seems to change shape each time I look at it. I realise I am waiting on a religious speaker appearing on stage however I have the feeling that I am not going to agree with what will be said. I notice that I am wearing a vicars collar which I try and hide with my hand. Continue >>
I find myself walking down a hill in a housing estate. It is late at night. As I get near the bottom of the hill I notice that a hedge is on fire. I run over and can see that it is in fact not the hedge that is on fire but a sun lounger near the hedge. I quickly run down to the swimming pool which is in the middle of the garden and start gathering water with my hands. I throw some water on the lounger which has no effect and only ignites the lounger next to it. I can see that the hedge is now also on fire. Continue >>
I find myself stuck in a lift with a work colleague. I look down and I can see a lizard has attached itself to my leg. I remove the lizard to reveal a large green vein.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge Edinburgh
Time Recorded: 7.00am
I find myself sitting on a pavement. I think to myself I would like to live in Manchester. I then realise that I am in fact in Manchester. I stop a man in the street and tell him that Manchester is a good place to live if you are a student. Continue >>
I watch myself skateboarding on TV or in a flash movie. I seem to be performing dangerous stunts and falling over however I never see myself injured. The image fades into another and I wake up.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Time Recorded: 7.00am
I am walking with my father and we discover an old building. There are some paving slabs lined up against a wall which look out of place. I accidently knock one over and and this starts a domino effect and slabs start smashing and falling all around us. We decide to run. After a while I stop and I look into the distance. I can see three Rangers fans walking around the grounds. I therefore believe the building to be a masonic hall or Rangers supporters club. The Rangers fans see us and run toward us. We start running again. Continue >>
I watch a dog give birth to five large dogs outside on the street as it walks. I stop and tell the dog to lick the other dogs.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Time Recorded: 7.45am
I remember listening to an editors song in my dream.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Time Recorded: 7.00am
I am climbing a flight of stairs as the lift is not working. As I reach the top of the stairs I notice two footballers sitting on a bench and both appear to be injured. I go outside and find myself hanging onto a car as it drives off. I seem to be comfortable and appear to be clinging to the rear door handle and gliding along the road quite easily. The person in the backseat rolls down the window and we start talking. I find out that my father has killed someone and we must help cover up the murder. Continue >>
I remember the name Ray Parish on waking from the dream.
Dreaming Location: Alnmouth
Time Recorded: 10.50am
I find myself in a science museum or old university. It is a large building with many rooms and floors. It appears to be an open day and people are able to wander the building freely. I am climbing black and white tiled steps when I realise I should have taken my bag ( I believe I have left it in my previous lecture). I wander around looking for the anatomy department just so I can have a look. However, I seem to have stumbled across the Continue >>
I am in a train. I seem to be holding a TTV camera in my hand. I am taking some photographs however it is extremely dark. The conductor approaches my friend B. He asks B if he wants to meet a famous film director who is sitting at the back of the train. B nods and accompanies the train conductor to the back of the carriage. I follow. We are both introduced to the film director however he dismisses us and does not shake our hands. Continue >>
I seem to be on holiday with my family. I am staying in an expensive hotel or cruise ship. We are being filmed for a TV show or documentary. I am sitting at a table with my father who looks completely different to how he does in reality. I realise this however I accept that he is my father. A waitress or employee of the TV company comes over to our table. She cuts up the meat on my fathers plate so that he will not choke. This will ensure the TV company cannot be sued. The meat she is cutting appears to be corned beef or something of similar texture. Continue >>
I appear to be in Mongolia. I am with R and another unknown female. We are walking together inside castle grounds. I look down and notice the ground is covered in large stone patterned slabs. The woman speaks to a Mongolian man who seems to be a security guard for the castle. Continue >>
I find myself walking on a bridge in Edinburgh. I am listening to the new Ian Brown album “My Way” on my ipod. I click to track 2 however the song I was expecting is replaced by a new version or remix of the Stone Roses “Ten Storey Love Song”. I become distracted as a work colleague appears in front of me. We talk for a while about where he is going however I cannot recall any detail. Continue >>
I find myself sitting on a couch with R. We seem to be in someone’s living room. I look around and I can see other people sitting on couches. I look behind me and the singer from Edinburgh band Meursault is singing and playing an acoustic guitar. He seems to be playing what’s up by the 4 non blondes. Continue >>
I am in bed and I notice two men outside my room in the hall. I recognise one of them as Sean Connery. The other man has a pneumatic drill and he is about to cut a square in the floor.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Time Recorded: 9.15am
I am at work. The office looks identical to how it would in real life. Everyone seems to be finishing for the day. I walk into the toilet to urinate but notice the light is off. I switch the light on. Someone must be in the cubicle as the door is closed. I switch off the light and walk out. I tell someone that there seems to be a person in the toilet cubicle and then leave the office.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Time Recorded: 7.00am
I am in a large mansion or library and I seem to be taking part in an organised run. After running for a while around bookcases and various obstacles I realise that I can take a short cut and win the race. After taking the shortcut I encounter a pack of dogs that seem friendly enough but chase me off track. Continue >>
I am walking in a pedestrian area of Edinburgh in my dressing gown. I stop and speak to a woman who asks if I am getting a taxi. I tell her I am just going to walk. I continue. I now seem to be in Leith. I walk into a supermarket. The supermarket is extremely busy therefore I push through the crowd and make my way to the deli counter. Continue >>
I am in bed. I pull back the duvet and start to shower in bed. I notice there is a naked blonde girl at the bottom of the bed. She seems to be a lot younger than me. I become self conscious as I realise I am naked. I speak to the girl about my age. It appears she thought I was only 26 but was surprised to learn that I was in fact 34. The girl turns around and I notice she is in fact a hermaphrodite. Continue >>
I am staying at our second home and realise that it is not our main home and I should go back. I am with R and we seem to have been away for a while and forgotten that we have another house. I park the car outside the house and open the door. I walk into the living room and there are around 50 people sitting on the floor. The people seem to have been using my house as a squat or hostel. I look around and there is no furniture in the house. Continue >>
I am walking toward a coffee shop with two strangers. A car passes us and I recognise the passenger. In order to get to the coffee shop we walk through a carpet shop. I pretend to be interested in a rug as I seem to like the colour on the back of it even although the colours on the front of the rug are ghastly. Continue >>
I am sitting at a desk at work near the kitchen. I seem to be working late. I am writing in a notebook or doing homework. There is someone sitting on my left and someone sitting on my right. Continue >>
I am standing outside my old Primary School with my father. I can see M in the distance behind us but I do not wait for him and keep walking toward Natal Place. I seem to be going to my grandmothers house. M finally catches up with us and J also appears from nowhere. I tell J that I feel sick and it may be due to the can of Fanta I had last night. Continue >>
I wake up within the dream. I am in bed. I believe I am awake. I notice that my bottom tooth is loose. I pull the tooth and it breaks off. I wake up.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Time Recorded: 7.30am
I am lying in bed outside the public swimming pool. A friend is lying in the bed next to me although I do not recognise him. He asks me if I will be going swimming at 8.30am as he has been invited by a girl. I look up and tell him that I am too tired.
A little later I walk into a shop and M is there. I am confused as I know that he is in France. I ask him why he isn’t in France. He looks at me and tells me that he was only there for two days and now he is back. I walk outside and I can see a man in the distance having an argument with a woman. I recognise the man as someone who I used to work with.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge,Edinburgh
Time Recorded: 7.45am
I am at work sitting at my desk. I look around and everything seems to be identical to how it looks in real life. I notice that we have two people visiting the office however I begin to panic as the three computers next to them are showing pornographic screen savers. I jump out of my seat and run over and turn the monitors off. Continue >>
I appear to be in my own house in Stockbridge although the inside of the house has changed. It is dark outside. I look out the living room window and I can see a group of people in the street kicking and smashing cars as they walk. I seem to be peering through the blinds and quickly move back from the window when one of the men notices me. Continue >>
I am walking with R on a road in the countryside. R suggests we go to Fraser Island which is just around the corner. I turn around and say: yes, I would love to go as I didnt go when I was in Australia. Continue >>
I walk into supermarket and pick up a bottle of vodka. There is no lid on the bottle so I take a drink. I keep walking but hold my hand around the top of the bottle to make sure no one can see that it is opened. After a while, I try to hide the bottle in the supermarket. I spend a long time looking for a good hiding place. Continue >>
I purchased a caravan which I intend to use as a house. I notice the caravan seems to have an exhibition inside. As a walk around I can see that there is a large pile of photos in holders on the floor. I pick up a few as a man explains them to me. I look out of the window and there is a large mountain or hill in the distance. I sit down on a couch and a woman appears next to me which surprises me. Continue >>
I am in a hotel. There are three of us and we seem to be on a tour of the hotel. I stop and wait outside one of the rooms and I can hear the hotel manager speak to two male guests. He advises them that businessmen can bring their own mattress. As he continues to speak I wander into another room which is occupied by two foreigners. Continue >>
I am in my parents back garden listening to J’s band playing next door. I listen to them play Digsy’s dinner by Oasis which J sings. I pick up a large pot which seems to be full of urine. I pour out the urine over the back fence. I think about putting paving slabs down on top of each other so that I can stand on them and look over the back fence. I am about to open the garage door when W turns up. I rummage through the pockets of a jacket looking for something. I find a piece of paper which states that I have been in prison. W asks me if I can explain this. I tell W that I am meeting D tomorrow as he is coming up from London. Continue >>
I am in a house which may be my house. I walk into the bathroom and look up and there is no ceiling. There seems to be Polish and Nigerian builders working away upstairs on the ceiling. Two of the workers are looking down at me. I say to someone in the bathroom: Should I go anyway? I proceed to sit on the toilet. I look up again and the foreman has asked all the workers to stop looking down at me. Continue >>
I am sitting in the shade at our hotel. I am watching our own personal buffet being set up in front of us. It seems to be food we had the previous night at the Mexican restaurant. Continue >>
I am on a bus sitting near the back. I notice that someone is giving out REM sleep tablets. A little later I am sitting in the living room in my parents house. My sister is speaking to my mother, however my sister seems to be a cat. I watch the cat whisper in my mother’s ear then my mother whispers into the cat’s ear. The cats eyes go comedy large like a cartoon. The whispers seem to be about a cat who used to be scared but now is terrorising our own cat. Continue >>
I am watching someone making burgers out of rat meat.
Dreaming Location: Dominican Republic
I am in a hotel. I open a door and there is a baby or small child hiding there. It appears to be lost. The child is strange as it is acting more like a dog or toy than a human. I pick up the child by the back of its jumper and say to him: where is your mother? What are you doing here? I appear to be quite rough with the child and seem to be treating it as a soft toy. I put it down then pick it up again and the child has transformed into an envelope from the post office. I open up the envelope and there is a credit card inside. I press a button on the credit card and the child cries. It seems to be a homing beacon and it leads me to the child’s/card’s house. Continue >>
I appear to be in Dunfermline holding a tennis racket as I walk in town. I met up with an unknown man who may be M but I am unsure. We walk down a steep hill to an underground car park. We both sit on a balcony watching the people below playing tennis. It seems to be a secret tennis club for members only. I shout down to see if we can play a match. A man looks back at us. It is C, someone from a previous job. He shouts up at us: You shouldn’t be here this is a private club and you are not welcome. I think to myself why does it have a balcony then. I shout some abuse at him and run off. Continue >>
I intend to build an extension to the hotel resort. I believe that it will take me a while however as I have been put in charge of the hotel I will have to see it through till the end.
I watch a piece of paper fall to the floor but it is difficult to make out what is written on it.
Dreaming Location: Dominican Republic
Time Recorded: 7.45am
Exhausted on waking due to lack of sleep previous day. Remember dreaming and likely had longer or more REM periods of sleep than usual but no energy to write down any dreams.
Dreaming Location: Dominican Republic
Time Recorded: 8.30am
Had 30 minute snooze and remember a dream or sequence of images. The image sequence seemed to be actual thoughts with images to illustrate these thoughts, however I was unable to remember much detail.
Time Recorded: 15.45pm
Only had 1 hour sleep on 27th. Nothing Recorded.
Dreaming Location: Manchester
Time: 5.00am
I am in Stockbridge walking down my own street to the shops. I walk into a new shop which has just opened. It appears to be an internet cafe. I walk around and sit down through the back at a computer. Continue >>
Nothing Recorded. Difficult to remember any detail of the dream.
Nothing recorded for these two dates. Found it difficult to remember any detail from any of the dreams and felt extremely tired on waking.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
I can see a large building which may be multi-storey flats. I get the impression that it is just one house with many floors. At the side of the house there are hundreds of bodies pilled up against the wall. It appears that there was a war. The bodies seem to have been pilled neatly as all the bodies on the bottom are wearing the same uniform. Continue >>
I appear to be a prisoner in a house. I seem to be plotting my escape. I am aware that other people are being held in the house but I seem to be the only one who has the ability to make a break for it. Continue >>
I am lying in a large bed. The bed is outside in someone’s garden. There are also some other people in the bed. We appear to be hiding from someone who lives next door. I can see the neighbours walking into their driveway as I wake up. (47 Words)
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Bed: 11.40pm
Time Recorded: 7.25am
I had lunch with R in Cowdenbeath. After lunch I found it impossible to get back to work no matter how hard I tried. I firstly attempted to get the bus. Every time a bus pulled up at the bus stop a person behind me would convince me that the bus isn’t going my way. This became extremely frustrating and I eventually gave up. I left the bus stop and walked over to R. who was standing with two dogs. We decided to go back to our flat where I could phone a taxi. When we arrive at the flat I realise that we must have moved as it doesn’t seem familiar to me. Continue >>
I am in work sitting at a computer however the room resembles a classroom with long desks in rows all facing forward. I am in the room on my own.* Continue >>
I am standing in a park which could also be a shopping centre. I turn around and now seem to be back in my flat. However, it looks different and it is more of an office than a home. I am joined by R. and an important manager. R. is telling the manager how good I am but he does not appear to be interested. We all become distracted by large moths which seem to have appeared in the room. I run around the room trying to swot them however there are too many. The lights dim and I wake up.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Bed: 11.30pm
Time Recorded: 6.45am
Notes: Difficult to remember much detail from the dream.
I am in a large theatre on stage. I seem to be part of a photography class or group. Each person in the class is sharing their work however we are all impressed by one girl in particular. She has just set up her equipment and set, photographed her subjects and printed the photographs in record time. I nudge the person next to me and say: these are the type of photographs I’ve always wanted to take. The man next to me says: no problem, I will show you. I didn’t realise before but he is in fact the teacher of the class. Continue >>
Within the dream I suddenly wake up and grab my notepad in order to transcribe the dream. However, I am told by a voice that it is now illegal to transcribe dreams and I am going to be arrested. I am forced to start at the beginning of the dream and walk in orderly queue along with the other dream characters. Continue >>
I am assisting my father with his U-15’s football team. However, he does not seem to appreciate my help. He seems to think I haven’t been listening to him or getting the players to warm up properly. After he shouts at me for a while I end up sweeping the floor. A little later I am back at work. Continue >>
I am walking down Cowdenbeath High Street. I have just finished work. I notice my Aunt on the other side of the street. I watch as she shouts across the street at the top of her voice. I become embarrassed. She is asking my cousin for keys. (note: This is because my cousin is standing in the position where a key cutters shop is normally located). As my Aunt crosses the road I call her name. She turns around but she doesn’t recognise me at first. I start talking to her and it becomes clear to her who I am. However, she is acting very strange. She keeps circling a car that is in front of me. I get the impression she thinks I am a crazed lunatic. I soon realise that it may be her that is crazy or even senile. Continue >>
I am watching two woman playing tennis. I seem to be on the court as they try and start up a rally. The woman over the other side of the net is quite aggressive. I walk off the court to gather some tennis balls but come back with an old football which I kick in the air and the tennis court is gone and I am now involved in a 7 aside football match. The quality of the players is quite poor and the game is very slow.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Bed: 2am
Time Recorded: 6.30am
I am standing waiting on the pavement with my mother and grandmother. My father is due to pick us up any minute. My phone rings and I answer it. It is my father, he tells me that something strange has happened to his van. The van is now a car and his left ear is connected to an aerial on the roof. As he is on the phone I hear a young child in the background. The child offers to climb onto the roof of the van (or car) and remove the aerial for him. This seems strange to me as my father is an aerial engineer. I receive another call on my phone. This time it is my sister. She tells me that she has just had a text from her father and he is coming to pick us up. I tell her I already know. Continue >>
I witness a man skateboarding or walking backwards on the other side of the road. I keep walking and now I can see someone in front of me in the distance wearing a green jacket. It appears to be a woman. She has her back to me and she is motionless. I am not sure if she is waiting on me. As I look around everyone seems to have their back turned to me. I start to walk forward and transcribe this dream on a notepad as I walk. I go back to sleep. Continue >>
Extremely difficult to remember any detail from the dream.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Time: 7.30am
Nothing Recorded
I find myself in a shop which may be a chemist. I am trying to find a soap condensing contraption. An old woman approaches me and offers me help. I pick up a towel / shower head invention from the cash desk. It is wrapped in plastic. I hold it in my hand for a short while but decide against buying it.
I now find myself in the street walking toward some stairs. A man is walking toward me. He is handing out comics or magazines. I recognise him so I think about asking him for his autograph. However, I let him pass without acknowledging him.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Recorded Time: 7.45am
Banal Dream / Difficult to remember much detail.
I have broken into a building or shop. The purpose of which is to try and replace an item in the shop’s window display. However, I realise that I am also there to steal a mannequin. The awkwardness of the dream takes over and I find it difficult to gain access. I manage to place a CD upright in the window from the outside. I think to myself that this act does not seem possible to me however I am soon distracted by the noise of others in the shop. I notice three other people are also trying to place items in the window display of the shop. After a brief discussion we all decide to join forces in an attempt to break the glass. This proves extremely difficult. We take a break and watch Rangers play Celtic on a large TV outside a pub. In the distance I can see a sign for Tbilisi and assume I must now be in Georgia. Continue >>
I find myself amongst mass panic and hysteria. There is an outbreak of some sort. People are being placed in quarantine. I am being ushered toward a security guard who examines my skin. He appears to notice blotches on my arms, however I somehow manage to convince him it is an unrelated skin problem. Therefore he lets me through to the safe area. Continue >>
I find myself in South Africa however I am not sure if I am on holiday or I live there. I am being driven around by a guide or someone who lives there. We pass through Cape Town which is barren land and full of dangerous animals and snakes. However, as we drive through a ranch or a farm I notice that all the animals are wearing padded clothes. A massive snake slithers past the car but it has what appears to be a green padded quilt wrapped around it fastened by rope. There is also a hood over its head. The driver makes a comment such as “You dont want to get out here”.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
I awaken to find hundreds of small flies or midges floating in a group at the side of my bed. I put my hand in amongst them and notice that they are creating some form of web or cotton.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
I find myself fleeing the scene and evacuating the area. I live in a village on top of a mountain however we are being invaded. I watch from afar as the village is invaded by soldiers on horseback. There are soldiers all around me in armour. However, these soldiers are different, like me, they are refusing to fight. As I walk past a school I notice that all the schoolchildren are dressed in armour. I run to my car. Continue >>
I am involved in a rugby match however the team I am playing in appears to consist of work colleagues. My team only knows how to play football therefore we appear to be at a disadvantage.
I am in a dentist waiting room. There are two others waiting with me although I do not know who they are. Although I am in a dentist surgery, I appear to be waiting for an operation on my “cock hole”. I receive a number of injections, however I accidently overhear a doctor say “Did we give him the cup of cortosol?”. Continue >>
I am upstairs in the attic of a school or workplace. I appear to be starting a new job for Dundee United football club. I am standing listening to a manager or teacher talking when I turn to the person next to me and tell him the place is haunted. Somehow he is already aware of this. I continue talking and tell him that I used to live in the basement and that a poltergeist used to attack me everytime I went to the bathroom. The man seems unfazed by my story and proceeds to tell me that he actually lives with a ghost but his ghost is friendly. Continue >>
Today I find myself in a large room lying in bed. I look around and I appear to be in a brothel as a number of men are taking turns to have sex with a woman who is lying at the bottom of my bed. I do not recognise the woman but some of the men are recognisable. The whole event is extremely nihilistic. Continue >>
I am walking looking down at my mobile phone and notice that I have paisley patterned wallpaper. I realise that I have to deliver this wallpaper to someone who is getting married. Continue >>
I find myself witnessing a brutal fist fight between a tall young man and a smaller older man. It becomes apparent that the younger man had been bullying the older man and appeared on a daily basis to beat him up. However, this time the older man had had enough and I was there to witness the massacre. It is clear that the older man was once a boxer but had become so down on himself and life that he had lost his confidence and fitness. Continue >>
I find myself late for the kick off so I run through three or four football pitches interrupting their games until I find the team I am playing for on the far pitch. I am playing for the Hibs team however it appears to be a supporters team or charity match. Archie McPherson is playing for the opposition and he seems to have taken a dislike to me. The football tournament is being played in Venezuela and appears to have been set up to help underprivileged children. Continue >>
I find myself in public park. I turn around and notice a bridge. On the left hand side support the numbers 2 and 4 have been written in white paint. On the right hand side the number 2 has been written. This appears to be a code. A woman walks toward me. She was hiding under the bridge but was startled by our presence. I become anxious and decide to start running in the opposite direction. I become aware that I am not alone running and I am part of a group. One of the group seems to be a lot slower than the rest and I therefore hand her my bike which appears from nowhere. We all manage to escape without being harmed. Continue >>
I find myself in my parents house watching a pornographic music video on a computer in the hallway. My parents are in the next room and as the door is wide open could easily walk out and catch me out. The video does not seem to show any gratuitous sex scenes but is full of people in masks dancing. However, my mind perceives this as sexual and I become aroused. Continue >>
I find myself standing in amongst a crowd of people. We all appear to be waiting on the set of a photo or film shoot. However, it could in fact be an audition for something as it is not clear why I am here. It seems each person has to walk forward from the crowd and pose in a group photo. I watch the person to my left walk and pose in the group photo however I refuse. Continue >>
I find myself on holiday in Greece however the scenery is more Slovakia than Greece and the weather is disappointingly dull. I am walking down the street holding hands with R when my other hand is grabbed by Mr M. Continue >>
I am apparently a magician or comedian giving a performance at a school or college. However, I took two co-codomol tablets before I went into the classroom which seems to be affecting my performance. I have to keep leaving the room to check my script which is lying on the floor outside the door. One of my acts involved stuffing a liverpoool football shirt under my jersey. However when I came to performing the trick I forgot what I was suppose to do therefore I just wandered around the room aimlessly with the pregnant hump to a chorus of boos from the students. Continue >>
I am in a top floor flat. The walls and floor are bright red. There is music playing full blast from speakers all around me. I find myself jumping up and down and landing as hard as I can on the floor. After a short while, the floor begins to crack and crumble however I continue as it is pure bliss.
I am walking at night with R. I realise I need money so I approach a cash machine. As I do so I notice a group of youths around the corner talking loudly. They do not notice me. I start withdrawing £40 however when I glance around I seem to be surrounded by the group of youths. I try to retrieve my card and cash quickly however the awkwardness of the dream takes over and I find it difficult. Although the youths make no attempt to grab my money they intend to follow us all around town. I decide to go back to my house and barricade myself in. However, when I look around the house has been overtaken by a party of under-age drinkers.
I find myself in something that resembles a fishmongers shop. I am being shown around by Gordon Ramsay and he introduces me to a young twenty something called Harry Ramsden. I notice that Harry has just bought some fish and also appears to be quite feminine. Harry approaches me and french kisses me on the lips.
I have constructed a large canvas spiders web in my parents dining room. This web appears to be larger than the actual room and appears to be an elaborate invention to watch films while spinning in mid-air. I find myself dismantling the large contraption in order to take it home with me. However, there appears to be an old man stuck at the top of the web. I become anxious as I need to take the web down in order to find two dvds for my parents, instead I find a black lace CD.
I am walking in a group of people. Someone has either fallen in a river fully clothed or fallen down drunk. In either case, the group is carrying this man along by his arms and legs. At one stage, some of his clothes are removed which I protest against. It appears that most of the people are family members and they are taking him to a house that I have never been to. When we arrive at the house I am not allowed to enter and my father asked me to go and get a bottle of coke. Continue >>
I find myself in a public park. I am the lead singer of a band, although there is no stage for my band to play. A small crowd has gathered. To be the lead singer of this band I have to walk as far away from the crowd as possible. While I walk, I notice I have a golf club in my hand. In order for the crowd to hear any music I must hit golf balls down into the crowd. All the songs I play with my golf club appear to be by the Stone Roses.
Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
I step onto a bus but quickly realise the driver is not where he should be. He appears to be driving the bus upside down, lying with his back on the wheel and his head up against the window. (It is difficult to describe). Trepidation.
Dream: August 31st 2004
I attempt to start a car but the key is unpredictable and only enters part of the way into the ignition before bending. The engine eventually starts however I find myself freewheeling down a hill with minimal control over the vehicle. I make another attempt to put the key in the ignition but the key is now made of rubber and the task becomes impossible. Continue >>
Dream 27th July 2004
Torture. I watch a shadowy figure open my stomach and pour sand into it. There is a girl in the background, I feel I should speak to her although I do not know what to say. All i can taste is sand. Electrical wires have now been attached to my nipples. I do not want any white bread I will only eat brown. I am physically exhausted. Continue >>
I make myself a toy car sandwich, white bread of course. After devouring it as fast as I can manage, I head off to the back bedroom where I am confronted by a vixen wearing a blonde wig while speaking in an Eastern European tongue. She calls out to me but her accent is comical so I leave the room and enter the kitchen.
The kitchen is a renovated block of flats once derelict but now buzzing with activity. There is an Asian man lying in the hallway. He appears to be intoxicated although jovial at the same time. I step over him and climb the stairs. The stairs are slippery however I notice I am wearing good shoes. When I reach the first floor the steps behind me disappear and I find myself confronted by a wall bearing the words “Aston is a god, long live Aston.” Who is this Aston I ask myself and what has he done to be deemed a god.
I watch curiously as a parrot falls to the ground. A yellow substance begins to pour from its small skull. As i walk toward it, it dissapears and is replaced by a bird cage. The bird cage floats gently in mid-air then attacks me. I run.
As soon as I place my credit card into a cash machine I am confronted by three young ruffians. The one on my right confuses me by pressing buttons at random. The one behind heckles me, while the one on my left waits until I remove my card, then pounces. I manage to scramble my card back just as the third ruffian is replaced by an evil blue, smooth tennis ball. The ball bounces away. I give chase.
I find myself in Asda supermarket in the fruit isle. I grab the tennis ball and slice it into three pieces of wood – all of which are much larger than the ball. I place them in a trolley and walk off.
Dream – 13th April 2004:
I talked with a stranger about the possibility of acquiring a truncheon for recreational purposes. Continue >>
11 Feb 2004 – Dream of Plane Crash:
The plane I am travelling on crashes into a railway tunnel although no one is killed. I wake a few moments later with fear as I realise that I must get up to catch my train. Continue >>
4th January 2004 – Dream:
I have just been handed a football, which is in fact a bomb. I hold it in my left hand and notice that it is slowly deflating. I look around for help but no one is around. My surroundings are familiar therefore I run toward a field where I know I can dispose of the bomb. As I run the football changes into a balloon and starts to deflate more rapidly. Continue >>
I find myself walking toward a park holding a folding table in my right hand while concealing a revolver in my left hand. As I reach a hill overlooking the park I set up the table and attempt to load the revolver with a bullet. However, loading the gun is harder than i thought and I dont believe I ever manage it. I pretend to fire the gun into the park when I become aware of a block of flats behind me. As i look up there is around four or five people looking down at me. I decide to fold up my table and walk quickly into the park. Continue >>
I find myself walking along an empty street with a red haired girl. It is early in the morning and I am on my way home although I appear to be lost. We wander for a while until we reach a garden with a swimming pool. In order to continue on our journey we must walk around the edge of the swimming pool. The girl goes first.
As the girl makes her way around the pool i soon realise that the water is infested with crocodiles. It is therefore not long before the crocodiles become aware of our presence and move toward the girl. I turn my head for a moment and notice a young child standing behind me. I quickly grab the child and use him/her as bait to distract the crocodiles. The child quickly disappears and I find i am now holding a childs pram. I throw the pram into the pool allowing the girl to escape.
I was walking in my home town with no purpose when a poster for an exhibition by TK Kim grabbed my attention. The poster was mainly white with a portrait of a woman painted brightly with all the colours of the rainbow. I looked closely at the details of the exhibition and noticed that it was being held in a graveyard just up the road. I therefore made my way toward the graveyard. When I arrived I was surprised to see that all the gravestones had been replaced by sculptures created by TK Kim. I walked around the graveyard admiring the sculptures.
Dream Journal Entry – 28th April 2003
I find myself on the roof of a house. There is a tall tree to my right. I look over at the tree and notice that there is a childrens piggy bank hanging from each of its branches. Continue >>
27th Jan 2003:
I am sitting in the backseat of a car that is travelling along George Street in Edinburgh. The cars speed is excessive although no one in the car seems to mind. In the distance I can see a black van reversing out of a drive. The crash is inevitable and I brace for impact. I now find myself standing on the deserted road beside the black van. Continue >>
17th Jan 2003:
I am playing an electric guitar as I walk toward my grandmother’s old house. When I reach the house there is a black and white dog barking at me. I walk past the dog and into the house. In the bedroom I discover a plastic bag full of old records. As I look through them I become interested in a 12″ record by ‘The Stone Roses.’ The record is entitled ‘Bees’ and is a song that I know the stone roses have never recorded. I therefore become aware that I must be dreaming but wake up. Continue >>
I am planning a trip to Newcastle by car with a girl. The girl appears to be my girlfriend even although I don’t have one. She is now driving the car. I look over and realise that she is wasted on magic mushrooms. She tells me to head back to our room and get something for her. Continue >>
I am playing a fruit machine and winning. However, when I win big the machine starts to pay out in batteries. I ask a female attendant why the machine is paying out in batteries. The attendant then asks me how many have you got? I show her the pile. She tells me that I am suppose to exchange them for cash as soon as possible and I am not allowed to let them accumulate like this. Continue >>
I was just stung on the hand by a bee. My hand is now numb. The bee attacks me again, this time stinging me on the leg. My leg is now numb as well. I wake up to find I was sleeping on my hand.
I am standing in a long queue at the bank waiting to see a teller. I am second from the end. The male behind me is eating a subway sandwich. He starts to touch me with his leg, rubbing his leg up and down mine. I turn around and ask him what he thinks he is doing because he is freaking me out. He says something like “its cool don’t worry”. However I am worried. I look down at my leg and notice I have some of the contents of his sandwich on my leg. I finally get to the front of the queue. As I move towards the teller the same male tries to push in front of me. I tell him where to go. I ask the teller if I can please have my loan deferred for at least a month. The teller refuses. Continue >>
I enter a cubicle in a public toilet. I sit down on the toilet and get an erection. I proceed to give myself a blow job.
A little later I am walking to school. I realise that I am too old to go to school as I’m 25. Nevertheless, I am walking with a girl who I assume is my girlfriend. We appear to be in love. We hold hands as we walk. We are joined by another couple of young lovers who seem to do exactly the same as we do. They mimic every one of our movements. This annoys me. Continue >>
I am in a massive changing/shower room. I get changed at one of the pegs and as I change I peek through to the showers and realise that everyone is showering with their football kit on. I don’t enter the showers but just stand where I am. I pull the peg which is above me and water starts to come out. I stand there, the only one showering naked. ST is in the shower room. He is showering with his football kit on.
I am walking down Cowdenbeath high street when I spot an ex-girlfriend across the other side of the street. She doesn’t seem to see me. I don’t want to see her. I watch her walk into a shop which may be where she works. For some reason I am able to see straight into the bathroom of the shop from across the street. I watch her as she steps up onto a set of bathroom scales.
I am in a garden. I am holding my camera in my had when suddenly everything is lit up. I look up at the sky and there is a flying saucer. It scrapes across the sky like a bullet and stops right above me. I start to panic as I must get a picture of it. I shout at it not to move. I quickly try and set up my tripod but I fumble about hopelessly. I take far too long to set it up and I am not sure if I managed to actually get a picture.
Last night I went to an amusement park with M, however Dave from CB hotel in Sydney was there at the same time as us. I noticed that he had a gun so we ran away as fast as we could. Dave gave chase. We eventually lost him and made it back home. I opened the door to my house and I noticed that there was three red back spiders staring back at me. M ran in the house and killed them all. Continue >>
Someone broke into my room in the flat. However, they did not steal anything but just re-arranged all my furniture and belongings.
I went to a U2 concert. I managed to get tickets for the front row. Their last song was the best. They played “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for”. During the song the person to the side of me started to shake his head in disgust. The edge noticed the man shaking his head and stopped the song. He looked over at me and asked me for my address and phone number. It turns out that I was the only person in the crowd not shaking my head. He wanted to invite me to meet the band at some point. I refused and told him to fuck off and then started shaking my head along with the rest of the crowd. He just shrugged and started up the song again.
An ex-girlfriend enters my room and tells me she wants to have sex with me. The next thing I know I turn around and she is lying naked on my bed. I get into bed with her and touch her body. She tells me that it is 9.30 and I will be late for work. I turn to look at the clock. It was 9.31. Continue >>
I used to be a terrorist. I remember my last act of terrorism quite clearly. I am stood on the forth road bridge with my lightsaber in hand. I take a swipe and cut the wires on one side of the bridge. I shout to everyone to hold on while I jump onto a ship that was passing under the bridge. As a lorry approaches the damaged area the whole bridge collapses. I watch the destruction from the passing ship.
I was visiting a department store specialising in antiques. I stood for a minute watching two girls putting some things in the storeroom. They had finished their shift and are on their way home. Suddenly the lights flicker in the store. I become aware of his presence. Hannibal is here. Everyone in the store knows he is here, there is sheer panic and I could see the terror in everyone’s eyes. However they must not worry though since it is me he has come for. I see him, he grabs one of the girls near the storeroom and drags her into a room. The other girl runs. I do likewise. The girl runs past me and I follow her down the stairs. We both stop running due to exhaustion and walk. I am still behind her when someone stands in her path and convinces her that he knows a short cut. He takes her to a side exit which I know is not a short cut never mind a way out. I do not stop her. I let the man lead her away. I know the man is taking her to his master, Hannibal, but I must save myself. Continue >>
I walked into a public toilet. A girl follows me in. I am a bit wary of her therefore instead of going to the toilet I sit up on top of a ledge and observe the girl. The girl is looking for someone she looks under the cubicle doors but cannot find the person. A Pakistani man walks in and walks over to the sink and starts urinating. The girl walks up behind him and stands there watching him. This doesn’t bother the man as he has no penis he is just urinating from a hole in his crouch area. The girl looks at me angrily then leaves.
I walk out the door after her but she is nowhere to be seen. There is a door opened at the end of the hall. I walk over to it and look in. The whole room is a massive drink cabinet. There are cabinets against all of the four walls, every space is filled with a bottle of alcohol. In the centre of the room there is a glass table. I stand on a chair at the door and pull on a black leather chain above my head. The room starts to rotate and the chair moves around with it.
I am casually walking down the street. I glance across to the other side of the road and spot M walking around in a circle. I cross the road to see what he is doing. He is circling a fish which is flapping away on the kerb. I warn him that he should not be circling fish in that manner as it is very dangerous. He ignores my warning. When M finally stops for a rest the fish seizes its chance and bites him on the leg. M gives out a tremendous scream and falls to the ground. The fish scarpers away. I give chase. Continue >>
Someone told me that my nose was sunburnt. I looked in the mirror and they were right, my nose was a horrible scabby red. I think I caught it from Kylie Minogue who I had been seeing recently. She is very frigid that woman. I don’t think we will ever have sex.
I was sitting at a patio table outside the cemetery gates when my mother walks past me, ignoring me completely. She was carrying her washing with her as she entered the gate. I shouted to her, she looked around and noticed me. She sat down beside me and we had a cup of tea outside the cemetery gates.
Last night I went back to Thailand with a family. However I was only there to observe their holiday. The family consisted off a husband, wife and two small children (two boys I think). As we pass through Bangkok the children start telling their mother that they want to stop here and go and watch the rugby. The mother gives in and we get off the bus. From now on it is like a scene from temptation island. There is a man waiting under a bridge. He is waiting for the mother. He is there to tempt her away from her family. The father agrees that this man can see his wife, however it is proving difficult to convince the man to take her. The father tells him he honestly doesn’t mind which seems to convince him. The mother leaves with the man. The the rest of the family crouch down on the ground in a huddle and start crying. I join them in their mourning.
I was living on a farm with a few of the people who I had been fruit picking with. The owner of the farm was more likened to a dad to all of us. The problem was he was never around. He seemed to enjoy playing rugby at all hours of the day. Continue >>
Last night I was an architect and a good one at that. I had prepared these amazing plans for a contraption of enormous glamour. I gave an outdoor presentation to some people but during I realised it is all a conspiracy as no one is interested. One person in the crowd had ’sold me down the river’ so to speak and sold these plans behind my back. Therefore everyone had seen them before. Continue >>
I went for a long trek with a large group of strangers. Half way through our trek we were stopped in our tracks by a school PE teacher. He forced us to play a game of basketball. The fact is I really hate basketball it’s a silly game. I therefore grabbed the ball and bounced it a few times before kicking it into the air in disgust, but this just starts the match. I was terrible to begin with but seemed to get better as the match progressed. I remember being fouled near the basket and getting three free shots. Unfortunately the basket was not a basket but a massive TV entertainment system. I managed to get two out of three. Continue >>
I was having lunch at a café with McP and a complete stranger. Although we were all late for school we decided to stop and have lunch. In fact there was no denying it we were very late. It was 5 minutes to 3. We all agreed that we would leave in five minutes to make it before school closes. Anyway that’s when most people come back here and talk about funerals. Continue >>
I am running along a road in Sydney kicking a football. I am wearing a vile bright yellow tracksuit. There are grass verges at either side of me, which are surrounded by small wooden fences. I hear someone speak to me. The voice echoes inside my head: “Kevin, it is not to late to become a great sportsman, everyone gets a second chance, anyone can make it if they are determined”.
As I was walking past the chip shop on Cowdenbeath high street I found it difficult to walk. I had passed the shop before and had no trouble whatsoever. It was like my feet were not responding to my mind and I struggled to put one foot in front of the other. I was stuck outside the chip shop with strangers staring at me but the more I tried to get away from their stares the harder it became to walk. Continue >>
I am lying in a massive bed with 12 other people of various ages. We all awake from the same dream at the same time. As I look around each person is pretending to light up a cigarette. Everyone sighs at the same time. The person to my right lights up an invisible cigarette with a real lighter. Although he did not have a cigarette, smoke starts appearing from his mouth. Continue >>
I get out of bed and open the curtains. From my window I can see a town. Far in the distance there is a volcano which is erupting wildly. The lava is spurting onto the buildings. I can see a coal train going past from right to left. The eruptions nearly set the train on fire. I am thinking that in the morning the whole town is going to be ablaze. I wake up my mother and tell her to take a look. I say to her “wouldn’t it be funny if the flames were all the way down to our wall in the morning”. Then I fall back asleep.
I am back at school sitting in class. I notice that our desks are very old fashioned, wooden, with the lift up lids. I open up my desk and start looking through a magazine. I notice an advert for a male sex masturbatory aid. I have no idea how to describe it as it seems to be phallic and solid. I show the advert to the person sitting next to me who I assume is my friend. A Chinese girl who is sitting next to him tells me that she has seen one before. I don’t believe her. She says she bought one for her boyfriend the other day. She is lying. Continue >>
28th November 2000
I finally got to the end of the corridor. My path was confronted with yellow ‘police line don’t cross’ tape. I walked through it. The ground below me was wet because there had been two men washing it with hard brushes. I noticed them walking away. As I kept on walking I realised that the men were washing away blood, I could still see traces of it on the ground. Continue >>
I walked into my bedroom and Mandy from Hollyoaks was there on my bed. There was also a chef in the room cooking pasta over my bed. I offered her some alcohol but she refused. I therefore put the bottle on the bedside cabinet next to her. She picked up a glass with some green liquid in it and said to me aggressively “you have put alcohol in this haven’t you”. I hadn’t opened the bottle yet. Continue >>
I was in a swamp area. There were two or three of us jumping in the water but we realised that there were crocodiles about. We didn’t care. Someone was narrating. I was part of a wildlife programme. The narrator told the audience of the problems of humans taking the crocodiles out of their natural habitat in the south and bringing them to the north Continue >>
Last night I was a mouse. Since I was a mouse I decided to do mouse things. I squeezed through a small hole in the wall. It was easy. When I was inside the wall I was confronted with two tunnels to choose from. I chose the right one. I dive into the small tunnel. Although I think it is much smaller than me I easily slide into it that is why I think I am a mouse. I was having major psychological problems up until that point. The tunnel led to the floor below. Continue >>
I was listening to some Music cassettes through the Video with J. and my sister. I am really conscious of the television which is on a cabinet with the video underneath. I get up from my seat and go to change the tape because it is J. type music. In doing so I move two books which are on top of the cabinet at the right side of the TV. Continue >>
I was sitting in a room waiting to get a massage. I could see some people who were already getting a massage as the next room has an open archway with no curtain. The massage beds seemed to be normal beds with duvet covers. Someone shouts my name. It is my turn. I notice the woman who is giving the massages is young, with long light brown hair and she is naked. I get excited. However, when I go in for my turn the person before me is just getting out of his bed and he is naked. He puts on his clothes and leaves. The young woman also leaves and an old ugly nurse replaces her. The nurse tells me to take down my pants as she has to do a test before I can have a massage. I refuse at first but I compromise and take them down only half way. Continue >>
I was standing on a country road at a river bank. The grass was the normal green but it was more intensified than normal. I am extremely conscious of the tree behind me. There was a girl on the other side of the road. I wave to her. As I wave she lay down on the grass and fell asleep. I notice that there is a pile of clothes behind her. The clothes start to rise like someone is in them. They rise up and it looks like someone is wearing the clothes but I can not see the body inside them. I feel terror for the girl that is sleeping. I can’t do anything since I am on the other side of the road. Although there is no traffic I will be run over if I cross the road.
Dreaming Location: Fife
I came home to my flat. There was no one in. I had just been at a Dandy Warhols concert although I have no recollection of anything they played. It is strange that there is no one here. In my living room there are three beds and a type of reception area which wasn’t there when I left the flat earlier. I am wondering why she is not home. I start shouting her name, but no one answers. I look in all the rooms except the room next to mine. She is not there. I shout again and I here a faint voice coming from the room next to mine saying “yes” but I don’t pay any attention to it. I still think there is no one here. Continue >>
