I am in bed. I pull back the duvet and start to shower in bed. I notice there is a naked blonde girl at the bottom of the bed. She seems to be a lot younger than me. I become self conscious as I realise I am naked. I speak to the girl about my age. It appears she thought I was only 26 but was surprised to learn that I was in fact 34. The girl turns around and I notice she is in fact a hermaphrodite.

I walk into the next room and my mother is there. I pick up a cup of tea from the floor and take it back to the hermaphrodite.

Dreaming Location: Stockbridge, Edinburgh
Time Recorded: 11.30am